What did the lion say when he saw an antelope on his skateboard?
Meals on wheels!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Anything she wants!
What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
Ferry tales!
What was the favorite game at the ghost's birthday party?
Hide and shriek!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Teacher: Where is your homework Jack?
Jack : I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
What happened to the silly man who was ironing his curtains?
He fell out of the window!
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers!
What pet makes the most noise?
A trum-pet!
What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
An unidentified frying object!
Found this in newspaper.. Quite funny and silly... ( cute)
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